Some times television is just so good.

“Happy Birthday Bitches”

I wouldn’t fuck with a receptionist if I were you. They hold way more power than they let on, trust me. If you walk in and are just automatically are an asshole you better REALLLYY like where you are sitting/standing, because you wont be going anywhere beyond that point anytime soon.

I know its wrong, but I want one.

“A new show on the Sarah Palin Network called, ”Do you think you’re smarter than a half-term governor?” Tune in for the reslts, you may be surprised. I know I was”

-Tina Fey as Sarah Palin

There is a difference between like and love. Because I like The XX, but I LOVE Amsterdam. Its great when they can come together though.

“Stealing things is a glorious occupations, particularly in the art world.” I wonder what his first words to satan were….